Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow2. What falls but never breaks? What breaks but never falls?Night and Day!3. Wat is black when u buy it, red when u use it, and gray when u throw it away?Charcoal4. Woman shoots her husband, holds him underwater for 5minutes, and finally hangs him. They were seen five minutes later. How is it possibleThe woman was a photographer, took a picture, developed it, and hung it up.
5. The word candy can be spelled in two letters. C and Y6. Name an English word of more than 2 letters that both begins and ends with the letters “he” in that order.
There are two possible answers. “hehe” is not acceptable. haha! Headache or Heartache. 7. Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. Coffin8. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it wants it not. Counterfeit money9. Why is six afraid of sevenBecause seven eight nine10. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first was April, the second was May. What was the name of her third child?.
Johnny11. Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?Because he is still living12. There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?They were married13. That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.
But the attorney testified he didn’t have a brother. Who is lying?The accountant was his sister14. A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery.
The emergency room surgeon said “I can’t operate, that’s my son!” How is this possible?The mother was the surgeon. 15. Forewards it is heavy, backwards it is notTon16. The more you feed it, The more it grows high,But if you give it waterIt shall quickly DieFire17.
The Begining of eternity, the end of space, the begining of every end, The end of every place. The letter E18. What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters in it?. .
. Post Office19. Ten copycats were sitting on a bridge. One jumped off, how many were left?None they were copycats20. What state is inside another state?Arkansas21.
What state is full of color?Colorado22. What state has 2,000 pounds of dirty laundry?Washington23. What state makes you feel bad?Misouri24. What am I? I am the only thing that always tells the truth. I show off everything that I see. I come in all shapes and sizes.
So tell me what I must be. Mirror25. What are two things you cannot eat for supperBreakfast and lunch26. What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lotshoe27. What is black and white and read all overnewspaper28. What word looks the same upside down and backwardsSwims29.
Have you heard the saying what goes up must come down? Well what goes up and never goes downYour age30. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly Incorrectly31. What runs around a house but doesn’t moveFence32. Do you know why orange juice is so smart?it concentrates33. What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth withchair, bed, toothbrush34. A railroad crossing, look for the cars.
Can you spell all that without any R’sAll that35. Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?your father36.Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?a barber37.Which moves faster: heat or cold?anybody can catch a cold38.What’s the difference between here and therethe letter T39.What won’t break if you throw it off the highest building in the world, but will break if you place it in the oceantissue40.What runs but cannot walkwater41.What one word has the most letters in italphabet42.What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hourletter M43.What kind of room has no windows or doorsMushroom44.What kind of nut has no shelldoughnut45.What kind of coat can be put on only when wetA coat of paint46.What has to be broken before it can be usedegg47.What has no beginning, end or middledoughnut48.What goes up and down without moving..stairs49.What do you serve that you cannot eattennis ball50.What do the numbers 11, 69, and 88